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Why is it that everytime I get on this thing, there is something about kittens? They're going to be everywhere shortly, they don't need assitance!

If anybody sees my History homework, i've lost it. I looked all over, too! I don't want to read all those books again!

Ron tried to tell me to say Trevor ate it, too. I told him, Trevor's a toad, he would not eat my homework! So he told me to say we were fooling around with Transfiguration practice and it got turned into a fly.

I would've said something, but Dean beat me to it; knocked him in the back of the head with his homework and told him nobody would believe that.